Hell to Climb

Trip Six: the top*

“Cave passage can only be explored via flesh and blood.”

– Justin H.

The guys rolled in to the camp area after dark on Sunday evening. Justin immediately drifts into the darkness to find somewhere quiet to camp. Meanwhile, Mark and I knock back a beer in my Subaru. We contemplate whether or not the introduction of yoga pants to remote agrarian cultures in developing nations, such as the Mazetec people of Huautla de Jimenez, would be considered a violation of Starfleet’s Prime Directive.

Monday morning. A much-appreciated cold front slammed TAG the day prior and we awake to frosted grass. Mark is sitting in the driver seat of his car, eating a cold can of Chef Boyardee (contemporary recipe). I point out the uncanny similarity between his current state and my favorite video game, a tedious survival simulator called The Long Dark.

We are not yet to the treeline when someone mentions something about the rope pad. Someone else mumbles a reply that is inaudible over the scuffling of our boots and the cacophonous crunching of the fall leaves. A series of assumptions fire through our sleepy brains and we continue walking without bothering to clarify the conversation. At the cave entrance we used my mitten as a rope pad. Honestly, bringing a real rope pad would be breaking tradition at this point in the project.

The journey through the cave was pleasantly uneventful. We convened at the dome, assessing the “gear explosion” that we were forced to abandon a week prior. Our bolts are still laid out neatly on the big rock, each assembled with its accompanying hanger and ready-to-go. Next to that, the Raumer hammer on its fancy dyneema leash. The pile of quickdraws. The daisies and aiders and tagline. I do not recall if Justin read our “hope you’re not shot!?” note or simply disregarded it… after all, we had a climb to finish.

As mentioned earlier, the rock for the final pitch of the dome is the terrible quality: flakey, sharp, and laced with brittle chert. At the top, there is also a ceiling of chert about 6-inches thick that is directly overhead the belay anchors. Undercut chert layers such as this are notoriously unreliable and may collapse unexpectedly under someone’s weight.

The path of the final climb was fairly obvious based on the areas where we could not climb. Directly above the belayer was a definite “no” due to the risk of rockfall and to the right of the anchors was absolute shit. Moving left of the anchors, and then up, was the only feasible option.

We started the final pitch both tethered into the belay anchors. Justin reached as far to the left of anchors as he could reach to bolt the first placement. This piece would not eliminate an unpleasant decking on the belay ledge if he were to fall, but it would minimize the pendulum-swing as well as help with the jolt felt by the belayer during the arrest. Once the first bolt was placed, he added the quickdraw and clipped in the dynamic rope. Simultaneously, I fed the twin ropes through the ATC and took one last check that nothing was tangled in my web of slings and cowstails and anchors.

Okay, Justin.
You are on belay.

Justin steadies himself after placing the first bolt.
No, that flake was not as bad as it looks from this angle.

With eyes locked on him, and I loosely clutched the trailing rope below the ATC with my brake-hand. My hands twinged with anticipation: the muscles were electric, yet my mind was completely still. We are gunslingers armed with hammer drills. This is our frontier. He steadied himself and removed his tether to the belay anchors. In this moment, a fall would drop him below our anchors whilst scraping him along the jagged rock wall. It wouldn’t be lethal, but it would not be pleasant.

We were calm and quiet; he moved through the bolt-setting routine without hesitation. Although the rock along our anticipated route looked daunting, the hammer proved that it was actually solid. A little rock-grooming with the “cave conservation hammer” was needed to clear away the water-worn snarls on the face of the wall, but there were no “THUD” of comically-bad rock this time.

From the first bolt, roughly five feet leftward and a few feet above the belay anchors, the second bolt was comfortably in line with our desired route and it too found solid rock. The third bolt followed suite; the progression was moving like a perfectly-tuned machine. The fourth bolt went in; it put Justin eye-level to the top-out.

After a shuffle of the slack, I communicated to Justin: go for it (whenever he saw fit). He gave me a roger-that in his usual form, “Okay. I need quiet, please.”

He top-stepped in the aider ladder and steadied himself. Then moved one foot from its ladder and stemmed out wide toward the center; the footing was solid. He could now clear the landing zone of the top-out. A sprinkle of pebbles rained down… we were almost there. I have to keep my head down so I won’t be able to watch you. Yell when you need slack.

For this pitch of the climb, we used a twin-rope method in which the climber is belayed on two independent dynamic ropes that are both clipped into each quickdraw. I reasoned that this minimizes the chance of the rope getting cut in the event of a fall. In addition to the normal quickdraws, we used an assortment of alpine draws of various length to smoothly guide the belay rope away from any potential hazards. The route placement Justin set exceeded my expectations and made the effort of using twin ropes seem like overkill. Feeling like that, about this climb, was a major victory.

Justin’s excellent bolt placements for the top of the pitch.

Slack.
Okay!

I tilted my Zebra light and stole an upward glance; the moment felt monumental. In one steady move, Justin stepped across the chasm above me and planted his boot firmly onto the balcony above. The tagline and the dynamic slithered up across the chert edge of the ceiling above as he sank out of my view.

We did it. We just topped it. The thought was matter-of-fact, maybe because we were just inexperienced enough to believe wholeheartedly that we were going to pull this off. I did not expect fanfare from Justin regardless of the result, be it a tiny balcony or a borehole passage above. I could only wonder what was up there.

Take me off belay.
I freed both strands of ropes from the ATC… Okay, you are OFF belay!

Whatever was up there, the landing was large enough that Justin could move away from the edge and safely be off rope. It was all up to him now. I dimmed my Zebra headlight and rested the brim of my helmet against the wall in front of me, the way that folks rest in a crammed airplane. Over the next several minutes, the dome echoed with a mix of hammer taps and thwacks on the rock above, followed by pauses, then the rustling of the dynamic rope across the rock in front of me, followed by another pause, another thwack. Then the bolt setting ritual returned to its typical rhythm as he set the 3/8th stainless steel top anchors. Although I don’t recall it specifically, by this point I’m sure that I asked “Does it go!?” at least a few times, to which I received no definitive answer.

Spoiler: it’s a balcony

Mark tidies the tagline at the first ledge, while I hangout on the belay anchors at the second ledge. Our “gear explosion” can be seen on the floor below.

Considerable ledge-cleaning (aka, “rock tossing”) was needed before the tagline could be permanently rigged to the top anchors. Since I could not go up to the balcony until the tagline was installed, there was no need for me to linger in the fall-zone at the belay anchors. I pulled the dynamic rope down to me, reset it through the anchors, cleaned the my web of slings, and bailed off the wall using my ATC. Wheeee!

ROPE!

The dynamic zipped down the wall and seemingly melted into a puddle of coils on the floor of the dome. Mark and I grabbed handfuls and armfuls of it, and briskly lugged the 70-meters of noodliness out of the rockfall zone. Then we retreated to the far side of the dome room and hunker down under a mylar emergency blanket.

Okay! All clear!
We give the go-ahead for Justin to rain down rocks from above.

ROCK!
CRRrrr … bounce … BAM!

We watched from afar the 30-lb chunk of limestone fail to clear the lower of the two ledges. It wouldn’t have been a problem, except that the slack of the tagline was coiled on that ledge. Later, Mark discovered that rock had hit part of the coil and exploded a section of the extra rope; the sheath had burst and the core was cut halfway through. This wasn’t actually a “safety-scare” because the damage was on the excess tail of the rope used for the second pitch. This is also why Justin does not notice the rope damage when he rappelled from the balcony. However, it wasn’t our proudest moment … and this is exactly why ropes should be kept in rope bags during rigging (and climbs). We agreed that this was the learning experience of the climb. Unfortunately, I did not get a picture at the time but I will try to add one eventually… it is definitely worth seeing.

Update! Finally have photos to share…!

Aside from that little incident, the edge of the balcony was cleaned of falling hazards without event as Justin neatly arranged and rigged the static tagline. More loose flakes and spindly fingers of chert were gingerly groomed from the wall mid-descent as he rappelled smoothly to floor.

Meanwhile, Mark and I, still hunkered down in the e-blanket, had spent this time learning just how difficult it was to light matches without a striker. Mark did not approve of the 8.5 ounces of candles that I had deviously smuggled into the project pack in an audacious attempt to make caving more comfortable. My utter inability to convert said contraband into warmth (while simultaneously ridding us its weight) was a deplorable failure on my part. We weren’t uncomfortably cold, mind you… we just wanted to be dry.
((If you did not find this paragraph funny, I’m sorry but I cannot help you.))

Justin approached us in his usual no-nonsense // get-it-done demeanor, and told us that he is uninterested in continuing with this project. Despite his unamusement, I still gave him a huge hug and congratulated him on the top-out (after all, that is the hardest part). The “top” was actually a balcony and the dome’s ceiling, approximately 50-ft above the balcony, was an impassable boulder-choke. Whatever, I was proud of us. Our team still achieved something that we weren’t honestly certain we could accomplish.
Oh, and the dome didn’t not go

In-cave emergency blanket selfies while we wait for Justin to finish rigging.

So it’s a balcony. Well, that makes sense seeing as we descended seven pits (more than 400-ft below the surface) to reach this area. I believed there was still potential for more cave above our dome. The balcony put us about 80-ft above the floor, and the ceiling above the balcony would be about the same elevation as the top of the sixth pit. The top of the sixth drop also has a notable breakdown layer and, most importantly, has a lot of cave above it.

I wasn’t about to walk away from this project. Mark’s attitude was “Sure, why not? After all, it is a good cave.” Justin probably has bigger fish to fry, or maybe he just found quieter project partners. At any rate, it was time to investigate our discovery!

We donned our vertical gear and Mark was first to hopped onto our newly-established SRT route. When he reached the first set of belay anchors (at the lower ledge), he discovered the aforementioned rockfall damage on the unused section of rope: the core was burst. Even beefy 11mm rope is no match for bad rockfall. The damaged spot was isolated so that we could easily find it when we finally de-rig the dome, and we continued our mission.

Upon joining Mark on the balcony, I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was quite nice: approximately 20-ft wide and 12-ft from the edge to the back wall. More surprising, the back wall was not flaky horror-rock…! It actually looked okay. We paced around the balcony and drew in the air various potential routes for the climb and we pointed out possible top-out spots. Why the heck would we stop now?! Another 31-ft climb on decent rock would put us on the actual top-out.

I’ll be the first to admit that the actual top of the dome did not look promising. As Justin had described, there was no obvious passage to be seen and the ceiling directly above us was choked with boulders the size of an SUV. However, we’ve already gotten this far. One more trip.

The three of us hauled out the vast majority of the climbing gear, as well as de-rigged the pit series. The hour-long hike back from the cave while hauling huge project packs intensified all of the aches and pains from the 12-hours of surveying I had done in Byer’s the day before. A hot shower rekindled enough energy to remind me that I was starving, and we made it to the Waffle House in Kimball by a respectable hour. It would be nearly a month between this trip and our next visit.


Trip Seven: wet socks

Much like the fifth trip, the seventh trip shouldn’t really be counted to the project tally. Sometimes I am surprised by how long it takes me to realize that a trip will be a bust. Maybe it is a good thing that I stay completely optimistic for several hours beyond the obvious “this ain’t happenin’ today” point of the trip? Oh well, it all counts as “training.” You should always be training for a harder cave.

I arrived to the camp area just before dark on Saturday, December 1st. I was on less than four hours of sleep, and drove directly down from the Hamilton Valley Research Station in Mammoth Cave National Park. My survey group was comprised of myself and two wonderful Virginians who were gluttons for tough caving. We had just wrapped-up a 17-hour long survey (mapping) trip in grim, wet passage between Proctor and Roppel Cave (Mammoth Cave system). We had emerged from that trip just after 4 AM on Saturday morning; I was black and blue.

Although I could have spent all of Saturday sleeping in my fancy bunk room at HVRS, the thought of soaking in the hot tub at the campground down in TAG was far too tempting. The three-hour drive down from Kentucky was mostly uneventful, sans the massive rainstorm that chased behind me. I got less than an hour of hot tub soaking in before the lightning scared me off. So much for that idea. Everything ached. The thunderstorm raged all night.

It has been nearly a month since we “topped” the climb, which put us on a balcony large enough that we could safely be off-rope. We hauled out almost all of the gear at the end of that trip, as well as de-rigged our ropes from the pit series. Naturally, all this gear had to go back into the cave. As an added bonus, I had conned Mark into bringing me a crowbar to also haul into the cave. The intention was to cut better footholds into the mud slope above the fourth drop, but (unsurprisingly) that didn’t happen… something-something training weight. As usual, we had a LOT of stuff to get organized and into the cave … and here I was, hopelessly optimistic because this time we had an extra friend (a.k.a., gear mule) on the trip.

One of these gentlemen knows better than to listen to me when I suggest “appropriate” caving attire

On the topic of said extra gear mule: prior to this trip, I should have asked Mark exactly how long it had been since Tom’s last advanced vertical trip. Rather than give me an actual answer, I think Mark made a declaration about how this builds character, or reinforces skills, or something. For whatever reason, I took Mark’s declaration as a totally acceptable answer and did not factor in the additional time-sink. It only takes a few minutes to remind someone how to cross a rebelay safely, just don’t expect them to cross it quickly.

It had poured rain all of Saturday evening and into the early hours of Sunday morning, but we weren’t discouraged. We knew the rigging kept us out of the water, and we were genuinely curious about whether or not the crawl sumps. Although Mark made it to the camp area almost an hour early on Sunday morning, we were still slow to get our gear sorted and packed into the massive MTDE Sherpa and Rodcle packs. On top of that, the weather had made the holiday traffic westbound from Chattanooga a nightmare and delayed the rest of our comrades.

LET’S SWEAT!

Upon Tom’s arrival, I promptly tell him that he doesn’t need that wet suit or his neoprene jacket. This turned out to be a complete lie. As every caver knows, the sure-fire way to guarantee your party will be absolutely soaked is to make any statement along the lines of “it’s a dry trip.” At least Tom and I were on the same page about the superiority of the cave shorts + leggings combo. Cave fashion is extremely important.

The last time I had seen Jesse was at Lee’s memorial service two months prior. He had grown a bitchin’ mustache since then, and looked strikingly like a cartoon pirate in his blue polypro and red Ecrin Roc. It is critical that your team appears somewhat absurd while doing major caving projects, but not too silly, in the unlikely event that there is a rescue. After all, we wouldn’t want the professional cavers to judge us.

Tom unleashes a maddening arrangement of vertical gear (SRT kit) from his cave pack. I have seen some unconventional setups, and I have seen plenty of personal preference tweaks, but this was downright puzzling. Although it pained my soul, I could look passed the use of locking carabiners on his cowstails… but why were there quicklinks involved!?

A reenactment of Tom’s “danger rack” and asinine cowstails. It’s okay, we fixed it for him.

On the bright side, the asinine cowstails setup did provide us with the quicklink we needed to replace the locking carabiner on his rack. We took a moment to demonstrate the roll-out mode of failure, a potentially-lethal scenario in which a rappelling rack twists itself out of the carabiner. At least two US cavers have been killed by this combination in the last 30 years. There is also a good write-up about this failure mode, as well as a case study on a non-fatal sudden accidental detachment incident, in the NSS’ American Caving Accidents 50th Anniversary issue. Unfortunately, it is not available digitally so you’ll just have to buy it. (/tangent)

The weather was lovely as we reached the entrance; the storms had passed and it was sunny. The hike down to the entrance was crisscrossed from all directions by shallow streams. From our vantage point on the cliff, which makes the high ground side of the entrance pit, we could see an exciting new feature: a white-capped stream was rushing down the steep ravine and pouring into the pit below. Ugh, we’re going to be drenched. I gave myself a pat on the back for remembering to bring a dry jacket to wear for the hike out, as it would be dark and cold by the time we resurfaced. It was already well after 1PM when I jumped on rope. We had started at “gentlemanly hours” before, but this was a new record for slow. Justin would have completely disapproved had he not already forsaken our group for better caving.

Tom in the entrance pit, ready for action in his “adventure shorts”

The first 30-ft of the rappel was dry… and then I hit the curtain of water. Dropping through waterfalls is like stepping into a cold shower. I gritted my teeth and braced for the inevitable as the rope fed smoothly through my brake hand; the initial baptism in cold cave water always sucks. After that you’re blessed with the invincible feeling of “fuck it, we’re already wet” while encountering all other water obstacles. Unfortunately, you still have to suffer the tragedy of wet socks which is arguably one of the worst parts about caving.

Demonstration of an ultralight rigging method using dyneema. Disclaimer: in practice, the hitch at the top is around the bolt hanger (not rope!)

At the second drop, we were all very excited for Jesse execute an advanced rigging method that he had been practicing: ultralight! The methodology for it is detailed in Alpine Caving Techniques, but the TL/DR is simply replace rigging carabiners with strands of dyneema cord. The purpose of this is to dramatically reduce weight for major rigging endeavors such as remote expeditions or very deep caves. The method worked beautifully.

Anxious to find out whether or not the crawl after the third drop sumps, I immediately bomb-ahead. The splash-pool on the floor of the slot canyon front of the crawl is full and I am nearly up to my knees in water when I jump down. Weary that our trip will be over prematurely, I wearily duck my head below the ledge and look into the crawl.

Airspace! It doesn’t sump!

If the crawl remains passable after a huge storm like the one last night, then it would take a genuine flood (or maybe getting caught in the pulse..?) to actually sump-out the crawl. Not only was there airspace, but there was plenty of airspace…! While I did take my helmet off (helmets are annoying in low-air), I didn’t have to dip an ear in the water. In fact, I almost made it through the crawl with dry socks … until … gluuurgdammit, the deep spot got me. The GoreTex snow shell pants kept my boots dry for the downpour in the entrance pit and the splash-pool, but the deep spot was too much. I cried out in anguish: my socks were soaked.

Upon exiting the crawl, I dedicated myself to assuming the role of Cave Waterflow Technician. Pulling up rocks here and piling them over there. Stabbing at the clogs of leaves with a stick. Breaking up the little dams of stones. Re-arranging rocks is the most satisfying activity you can do in a cave (without explosives). The waterline of the puddle began to recede as I heard Mark scuffling into the crawl, followed by Tom and Jesse. Mark does not believe in wearing mud boots in caves, and therefore opts-in to wet feet on every caving trip. He has no sympathy for when I lose the “Wellies gamble” of sock dryness. After all, caving isn’t comfortable.

Mostly thanks to the crawl, but also because the waterfalls were at peak capacity, we were soaking wet from helmet to boots for the rest of the trip. The next four drops had a mixed amount of eventfulness, but the important part is that Tom survived the rebelays without issue. We reached the bottom of the pit series by 5PM, a new “record slow” but it didn’t matter because there was no way I was doing the climb in wet socks (foreshadowing).

Mark and Tom in the dome room at the bottom of the pit series.

It would be a bit long-winded of me to continue with the details of the trip because we simply dumped off the gear and turned around. However, it is worth noting that Tom has this interesting personality: he can be shivering cold because someone lied to him about how much water was blasting through the cave, but he continues to claim that he’s fine and keeps on truckin’ along without complaint.

It was starting to snow when we surfaced, but thankfully I had my trusty North Face hardshell trench coat (a.k.a.: the best jacket I didn’t know I needed until I got it). Even so, I was soaking wet; the only sensible option was to strip down to my underoos and get cozy in my knee-length jacket. So I did. Don’t worry, I put my kneepads back on for safety.

We hiked out, me looking like a mud boots-and-kneepads clad flasher. It is a good thing no one tripped and broke a leg: what would the professional cavers think if they saw me looking so indecent?!

Hot showers. Waffle House. Back to camp. Sleep.

Some mornings we wake up and say “meh” to caving.
Yes, I’m still in my sleeping bag in the Subaru; it’s called room service, OK?

It was Monday morning and we woke up to a dusting of snow. Still cocooned in my mummy bag, I poked my head out of the Subaru window and called to see if the guys were awake. The rainfly to Tom’s tent flailed and out he rolled, smiling and acting like he was still totally down to go caving because that’s what we had planned. I think I just looked at him and said “yeeeeah, to hell with going caving today. I hurt.” Tom looked very relieved; he had left all of his wet gear in the bed of his truck and it was now frozen. Mark stirred somewhere inside his gangsta-tinted sedan, and then emerged with breakfast beers in hand.

We made the pilgrimage to Sugar’s Ribs in Chattanooga and collectively agreed that this decision was by far the best decision we had made all weekend. Tom pointed out that Mark had basically taken a full day off work to sit around and eat ribs; we collectively agreed that this was also a fantastic decision.


… please see the next post, “Trip Eight,” for the finale.

Hang’em Dry

“Climbing in caves is foremost an issue of logistics and then, secondly, an issue of skill…”

– Lee White

This story starts mid-saga for no particular reason. I plan to backtrack and fill in the voids eventually, but for now just know that there were three very important trips prior:
The first trip: rebolting the pit series.
The second trip: the gear haul-in.
The third trip: the first day of climbing.

Trip Three, abridged:

We have just finished the first day of climbing, and Justin is somewhere far ahead of us in the cave. Mark and I sit at the “Valhalla Rock Jam” above the fourth drop, and catch our breath. I think we both had a moment of peace for the first time in weeks…

“All of ‘this’ did not die with Lee.”
“Yeah… we’re going to be okay.”

I wipe the sweat from my face, grumble about how hot the caves are in TAG, and follow behind Mark up the glazed-mud slope into the breakdown room.

Trip Four:

Justin mutilates my sit-upon with a marlin spike.

It is our second climb on the Timex/Casio Dome (exact name TBD). It is Saturday morning; the weather is drizzly but otherwise pleasant. Even though we aren’t in a rush to get underground, we still forget to bring a rope pad for the entrance (…yet again). Justin engineers one out of my foam sit-upon and a length of cord. Mark declares something about how sit-upons aren’t ultralight anyway, and caving isn’t supposed to be comfortable.

We zip through the seven drops of the pit series easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy. Justin’s redesign of the sixth drop is excellent.

We knew from the start that this dome was not going to be an easy climb. The rock on either side of the dome are massive flakes that face inward like rows of teeth. Our line is up the shower stall of the dome; it is the best rock but dripping-wet. We were ten bolts up at the start of the second day of climbing; about 40ft off the deck. The guys let me do all of the climbing on our first day (a week prior), and it seemed that I got all of the good rock.

As with previous trips, the dome room was fairly quiet when we arrived (until I start talking). Mark climbs first, with Justin on belay. I roam below … attempting to help consult on quickdraw selection, rope management, and so-forth.

The rock above my pitch was okay, then bad-with-some-okay, then bad.

Mark on the wall, several bolts into his climb. My climb ended / his started at the blue quickdraw

Mark’s climb is smooth and efficient in spite of the diminishing rock quality. Using his superior lankiness, he breezed through the next five bolt placements. Then he met the first major obstacle of our climb. He hung in the daisies below a standing-ledge, and stared at a rim of “fuck you” rock that would happily fillet a dynamic rope. Mantling onto the ledge was not a feasible option because, understandably, mantling while you’re awkwardly standing in aider ladders is tricky business. Not to worry, we have our secret weapon: Russian bat hooks from eBay!

Mark at the standing-ledge, after successfully bat-hooking up to it

“Hey guys, do the bat hooks work on a horizontal?”
Spoiler: yeah they work really well… so much so that he had to pry it free from the floor of the ledge after the belay station anchors were set into the wall.

Mark returned to the ground sopping wet and shivering in his cave suit, but in good spirits.

The drip-drip-drip overhead had become a continuous drizzle, and a visible ceiling of mist loomed at the top of the dome.

The static tagline was rigged at the standing-ledge, which would be the belay station for the next part of the climb. Hanging belays suck because the belayer is well within the fall-zone of any rocks broken-free by the climber. It is also very cold… especially when you’re directly in the drip-drizzle. Typically, we would avoid hanging belays unless the climb is tall enough to warrant one (i.e. taller than half the length of the dynamic rope). However, these ledges were prominent… and sharp. I decided that it was best to simply avoid running the dynamic over the edges rather than risk shredding the rope.

So up I go … I tether myself to the anchors about 55ft off the deck and stage the dynamic in a cave pack alongside me. Justin ascends the static line and we skillfully execute a swap-off of anchor points, slings, ropes, etc.

Me at the anchors, belaying Justin; his light is seen overhead.

The drizzle is slowly seeping into my hardshell jacket … a faint rumbling is steadily growing in the distance.

Justin is tied-in with tagline in-tow, on belay, and ready to climb. The first smack of the Raumer hammer finds solid rock (thank god). Then the rotary hammer drill twirls and we are all-systems-go.

“My blow tube is too big for the hole…!”
Justin doesn’t say much, but when he does, it is usually pure gold. From the floor below, Mark shouts something incoherent then despairs that we cannot hear his witty retort.

Pause, gear swap (to my superior blow tube), and now we’re all-systems-go.

Justin on belay between the first and second rope-eating ledge

It is sometime around 6PM when I declare to Justin that we probably needed to call it a day. Although he had only placed a few bolts, he had reached the second rope-eating ledge which featured a knife-sharp lip and was adorned with spearheads on either side of our line. I tuck myself against the wall to hide from the rockfall as Justin sends small (and not-so-small) flakes flying off the wall.

Thwack. Crumble. Crack.
ROCK!

The drizzle of water has been trickling down the sleeves of my hardshell for most of the climb and is seeping through my woolly sweater. Belaying “cave climbs” is not fun.
I stay glued to the wall as more pieces of rock whizzed past me.

It is easy to grow accustomed to background noises like water when you’re busy suffering (ex/ belaying in a cold wet dome), so I couldn’t remember if the dome was always a bit noisy with the sound of water… or…

The final 15ft, featuring terrifyingly-sketchy rock and a menacing “glass ceiling” of chert nearly a half-foot thick.

THUD.
The hammer hits a flake that sounds so hollow that we both can’t help but busted out laughing…
Thanks for finding us a dome with comically-bad rock, Lee.
I guess all the other climbs our team does will be cakewalks in comparison?

The top-out of this climb was within 15ft of Justin’s ledge, which was about 15ft above me and my belay station. Justin wanted to go for the top-out, but I wasn’t having it. Even with the assortment of skillfully-placed alpine quickdraws, the dynamic was dragging across the sharp edge. Moreover, above him was the sketchiest rock of the whole climb. There was no way I was going to belay from my current post while he climbed directly above me on that rock.

He set another set of belay anchors, grumbled at our lack of progress, and returned back to the floor. I followed. We were both drenched from helmet to boots.

I don’t recall exactly when it “clicked” that faint rumbling was no longer faint at all…

We left most of our gear staged for the next day, but hauled out excess / unneeded items. I think we had brought in enough quickdraws to climb our way out of Incredible… oh well, the extra weight was “training” or something.

The distant rumbling was now a distant roar. We rounded the s-bend and hopped up into the canyon to begin our ascent and…

Woah- fuck!? Hey, y’all…!?

A massive waterfall was crashing down the canyon next to our rope.

…that was NOT here a few hours ago!

If you have never been inside a cave (especially one that drains an entire mountain) when a major rainstorm passes through, it is an experience to behold. The trickles of water we passed on our way down were now bursting like an open fire hydrant from the canyons throughout the cave.

Mark ascends the seventh drop, next to a waterfall that did not exist several hours prior.

We gathered around the bottom of the canyon and shared the victorious feeling of triumph-over-nature: Fuck yeah, this cave was bolted and rigged impeccably.

Six ascents during the flash flood, and not a single rope is in the torrents that now cascade through the TAG Canyon. As luck would have it, even the entrance drop was dry and the rain had already stopped by the time we were topside. We successfully defeated a notoriously “sporting” wet multi-drop in high water.

We celebrated with hot showers, followed by dinner at the most sacred of post-climb establishments: Waffle House.

Trip Five:

To be completely honest, Trip Five should be called “Trip Four, part two” … you’ll learn why shortly. It is now Sunday of our weekend-long dome climbing extravaganza.

I have to preface the tale of Sunday’s adventure by first explaining that Justin is the fastest hiker I have ever witnessed. No contest. Although we had camped together at the nearby Caver’s campground and started the hike to the project together, Justin is far ahead of us within minutes. In addition to being fast, I am fairly certain that he occasionally appreciates some peace and quiet (especially the “quiet” part). Therefore, it wasn’t alarming that he was already underground by the time Mark and I got to the cave entrance.

For those unfamiliar with the cave: there are seven drops including the entrance. The six internal pits were rebolted with loopy-witchcraft to ensure only elite cavers can successfully bottom the pit series ( /s ).

Skinny rope and loopy-witchcraft on the second drop.

Typically we commute through the cave independently to avoid slow-downs at the ropes. We had left all of our ropes rigged, including the entrance, because we were going down two days in-a-row.

Mark and I move through the cave effortlessly, chatting about whatever and commenting on how quickly it has dried out since yesterday’s torrential storms. Like usual, we slinky in-and-out of sight of one another at the crawl and rebelays. Neither of us have seen Justin, but it isn’t alarming. We are each so fast on rope that even a small head-start is enough put us out of sight/earshot of the next person.

By the time we reach the Valhalla Rock Jam, I’m pouring sweat and nearly overheating (this is a normal struggle for me). I flop down at my designated “Rachel is going to melt” sitting-spot above the fourth rappel and peel my cave suit down to my waist. Mark takes the lead.

I reach the dome room at the bottom of the pit series a several minutes after Mark. There is no Justin.

Well… fuck.

Mark and I give each other that look: god-fucking-dammit, how did we fuck this up? Not only is there “no Justin,” but there is no sign that he was even here today.

We go over the “WCGW” (what could go wrong) checklist:

  • There are no major side paths through the cave to the dome room, so we did not pass him en route.
  • If he were at the bottom and got bored waiting for us, he wouldn’t have gone further into the cave without leaving a note (or his pack).
  • Maybe he ran into another group of project cavers mid-hike, and finally ditched us for a better, quieter team?
    • Unlikely… who is better than us?!
  • He could have needed to jump off the trail during the hike…
    • Logical. We did demolish enough Waffle House to feed an army last night.
  • We are certain that he is not dead
    • …we would have stumbled across his body mid-cave.
    • Mark had previously enacted a moratorium on dying and Justin doesn’t seem like the “rule-breaker” type.
  • Justin never existed.
    • He is a shared delusion that Mark and I have subconsciously conjured as a way to cope with Lee’s death.
    • …but Justin was there when we rebolted this cave with Lee. The plot thickens.

At any rate, we determine there is no need to panic. We agree to hangout in the dome room for 30 minutes and then we’ll head out. In the meantime, I do some rope-shuffling at the top of the climb in preparation for our final push.

I return to the ground and check-in with Mark: 45 minutes have passed.
Justin is not here.

Mark has scribbled a note and we place it on our pile of dome climbing gear along with an e-blanket, water, and snacks. We pack up the drill, shoulder our packs, and head toward the pit series.

Although the idea seems outlandish, Mark tells me that he heard a distant gunshot (and possibly yelling?) while he was rappelling the entrance. It is hunting season, and we are on land that neighbors a hunting club. I assume my logic will prevail over his worry (…because that’s how that works, right?).

Up the seventh drop … ROPE FREE!
Up the sixth drop … pause for the rebelay into the pseudo J-hang … ROPE FREE!
Hop the puddle.
Up the fifth drop … ROPE FREE!
Up the fourth … pause for the rebelay … ROPE FREE!

Up the glazed-mud slope and into the breakdown layer; we weave through the massive slabs and boulders. Hop the puddle. We reach the mouth to the crawl.

Still no Justin.

I think Mark is secretly concerned that he actually was shot. I am secretly concerned that maybe we have lost our marbles.

The crawl is not awful, but it is an inconvenience… especially with large packs.

We head through the crawl and pop-out on the entrance-side of the passage. Up the next nuisance drop… through the upper canyon… and…
MARK, I SEE LIGHTS!

Justin isn’t shot, nor is he a delusion. We exchange looks as I toss him the heavy drybag of drill batteries … punishment for delaying our trip. He tells us the not-actually-that-harrowing tale of how he simply wandered too far right of the cave, then over corrected, and eventually had to hike back up to his car to grab his GPS. A simple mistake, especially on a steep approach hike that is literally bushwhacking.

Mark and I had no interest in going back down to the dome; Justin did not protest the decision to abort. We’ll just have to come back again and finish the climb…

Topside-selfies, and agreeing to more hiking

During his story, Justin somehow convinced us to help him re-locate some other caves (of minimal-potential) rather than going directly to the nearest source of beer and tacos. While I do not recall the exact speech, I believe it had some “carpe diem” statement.

We frog up the entrance rope, chatting excited about Justin’s misadventure and our new plan to go down some other hole in the ground. Mark declares that if it qualifies [for the Tennessee Cave Survey (TCS)], we have to name it “Justin Ain’t Shot Cave.”

In addition to being an exceptionally fast hiker, Justin is also very good at navigating in backwoods. However, today was clearly an “off-day.” Personally, I thought the mess-up was nice to witness because it convinced me that Justin is not a Terminator-style mechanoid that was constructed in a secret Communist laboratory.

The hike is all bushwhacking, but the weather is very pleasant. Mark keeps us amused by recanting the tales of his recent exploits in the Bob Marshall Wilderness of Montana for the Tears of the Turtle expedition.

In moments like this we question our life choices. At any point, we could have just gone back to the cars and drank a beer.

A few miles later, we find the potentially-caves. I’m still not sure why I agree to hike two hillsides over to chase down some nerd-holes.
But here we are

The first “entrance” was about the size of a grapefruit when Justin found it, but he expanded it to be about the size of a caving helmet. Mark is dumb enough (I mean… ambitious enough?) to slither down. It does not qualify as a cave… it hardly qualifies as a foxhole. At least we’re earning our beer calories?

The next cave is actually a cave, and has a lovely natural spring entrance. The water was low enough to explore without getting uncomfortably wet. It had been visited by people before, but no one had turned it in to the TCS. At this point of my blog-writing, I am tired of continuing the misadventure story…

Please enjoy the photos of our new-ish cave that did qualify, which Justin named “Not All is Lost Cave.” The sideways crawl was less-than-amusing.


… please see the next post, Hell to Climb, for the continuation of this story.

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